We don't mind making fun of ourselves because we know we are Allmaniacs.  Is there anyone you know of that deserves (earned) this jersey styled T-Shirt?!  Here's what's printed on the front:

ALLMANIAC (ahl-ma-ne-ahk) n. an obsessive and passionate fan of the Allman Brothers Band.  Symptoms of Allmania include: following the band from town to town, hashing over countless versions of the same song, endlessly discussing minute details about the band with other Allmaniacs, and truly believing the road does indeed go on forever.  There is no known cure, symptoms usually worsen over time.  Caution: may be hazardous to your relationships. See also: Peach-head.